TheNakedThruster

corhydrae: “Good thing I dropped this long time ago.. coming back to some tranny bs? naw dawg” (2 likes) [view]

↳ you: “I need myself a dislike button.” (17 likes)

RoidRoidRoidRoidRoidRoids: “does the naked thruster like his own comments?” (1 likes) [view]

↳ you: “Nay. The thrust towards one must be done by another.” (6 likes)

Wattesigma: “Nigga I’m gonna find you and stir up your insides” (1 likes) [view]

↳ you: “You’re going to try. You’re going to get pegged. You’re going to find the thrust.” (5 likes)

Joebiden: “Naked some of your thrusts please” (1 likes) [view]

↳ you: “Ah, but to naked a thrust is to thrust a naked—one cannot exist without the other, lest the balance be shattered and all be lost to the void.” (5 likes)

SturdyCock: “Are you perhaps the twin brother of the fully clothed air humper?” (1 likes) [view]

↳ you: “Ah, the fully clothed air humper. A being of mere exertion, of wasted motion, of thrustless fumbling. A man who moves, yet goes nowhere. Do not mistake me for such a hollow specter of stagnation. I am the Naked Thruster. Every movement, purposeful. Every thrust, divine. Where he humps air in vain, I shatter the heavens. Where he remains bound in fabric and false modesty, I stand unburdened. I do not move for the sake of moving. I move because I must thrust . Because the very laws of existence demand it. Because without the thrust, all would crumble into stillness, into oblivion. So no, I am no twin to that clothed fool. I am his antithesis. I am inevitability.” (4 likes)